Chapter 2: System Palava

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The system crash for half day, come send me question mark.

Na so I dey look system dey do anyhow, as if na PHCN wey NEPA take light. For my mind, I dey reason: this one na God dey answer prayer or system dey play? The confusion dey sweet me small.

[Oga, you dey slack! If you no hurry, you go chop another shock!]

System try form hard guy, but my eye dey on the prize. I dey reason say, na who dey do love for this Lagos wey hunger dey?

As I dey look the plenty zeros for my account balance, my body dey ginger.

You know that feeling when alert enter for Monday morning? Na so my belle dey sweet me. Even system sef fit no understand.

Go back? Who wan go back abeg?

Abeg, who dey reason backward when na forward ever? Who dey use reverse for express road? My own na forward ever.

I dey young, I get energy, my waist and leg dey strong, I dey single, I get money—wetin I dey find again? Why I go wan leave?

As my head dey swell, I just dey tap my phone. If you see as I dey jolly, you go understand say enjoyment na religion for some people.