Chapter 2: Gist Don Land for Campus

Tunde Okoye na campus legend.

Him matter don scatter gist for hostel, cafeteria, even barber shop. If you never hear about Tunde Okoye, you never really dey this campus.

Fine boy, brain dey, come from better family. E don date plenty girls, but none last pass one month.

But e dey nice, so break up no dey hard. Even with that one, girls still dey rush am, hope say na them go fit change am.

Me, I no get that kind high hope.

If you see the way girls dey analyze him like say na JAMB question, you go laugh tire. Me, I just dey enjoy my own.

Na only one reason I dey chase am: I like fine boys, and e fit my eye well well.

To dey with Tunde Okoye dey sweet me. E dey sharp, caring, romantic—and the main thing be say, to dey look that him fine face every day dey give me joy.

If you see as girls dey toast am, sometimes e go just smile like say he dey above the world. Na that confidence dey make my head swell.

So even if the comments talk say e go fall in love with another person, I no go blame am for wetin e never do.

But if e really reach that level, say e fall for another person, I go just waka. I no go stress myself.

Nobody be irreplaceable for relationship.

Na so Naija babes dey talk—if you do anyhow, you see anyhow. Life no hard reach that side.