Chapter 5: Holiday Gist and Office Drama

Boss mood dey change like June rain—nobody fit predict.

As I come out from office, I see say everybody don japa.

I open my phone, company WhatsApp group don scatter.

[Big Yansh Boss: Make una relax, close from work, nothing dey happen. Anybody wey still dey work now, na una give up holiday o.]

Na so everybody begin hail am with praise.

Dem send am while I dey inside office.

The way he dey rush people comot, no too different from how he just chase me.

I click tongue:

I no go carry my shoulder up say na my resignation letter make boss give everybody three days off.

And that talk say nothing dey happen—na big lie. E dey rush people make dem waka, e get as e dey use style dey select people wey e go sack.

Apart from that.

Amina send me message:

[No know which person rush comot, drag my computer cable, I vex die.]

[I wan use your computer transfer some files.]

I reply with meme make she know say I don waka.

Plus, I use the chance run small complain about Mr. Jide.

I off my phone, begin pack my things small small.

Dey reason everything for my mind.

Step one to get severance: collect resignation letter back.

Step two: make boss sack me by himself.

As computer still dey on, I open Google search:

"How to make your boss voluntarily..."

Na so window blind open with noise.

I jam thunder face.

"Tolu, you dey share your screen give me."

Yepa. If dem catch me now, na sack letter go land for my table sharp sharp.

My spirit jump comot body. This kain wahala fit only happen for Naija office. If na oyinbo place, HR go dey call me by now.