Chapter 4: Score Thief for the Classroom

After I block the swap, I waka go house happy.

For road, I stop buy suya, dey smile. E sweet me say at least, for once, justice fit win. My own mind dey calm for first time in months.

As I reach, I fall for bed, begin talk to system for my mind.

[So na you be Fair University Entrance Exam System. You really dey fair, fit stop cheating system.]

I dey hope say e go last. My spirit dey high.

[Of course. This system fit stop any cheating, make sure exam pure.]

The system dey talk like one old judge. I dey imagine white wig for my head.

I nod, then ask,

[So for major exam—even university entrance exam—you fit stop Binta system from swapping score?]

I no wan make wahala repeat for Ifunanya.

[Some conditions dey.]

System quick cool my mind.

[Because last exam na just small test, I fit set restriction for Top Student System.]

[But for major exam, I no fit add restriction anyhow.]

[Top Student Exchange System fit ignore reality and causality. For system world, na top three e dey.]

I breathe deep, dey wonder.

So Binta own system strong like that!

To get this kind strong system, use am for this...

I shake my head, dey think how students dey sharp for Naija. Person go find way even if devil dey block road.

I sigh, ask,

[So which restriction you fit add now?]

System answer quick:

[For now, for major exam, restriction wey I fit set be: only if Ifunanya score pass 700, swap fit happen.]

I store am for mind, dey reason.

This condition fit work...

Maybe, just maybe, na our chance be this.