Chapter 1: Midnight Dog Heist

Imagine say Lagos own small madam sneak enter my house for midnight—just to thief my dog! After she carry am finish, she no even hide mouth—WhatsApp status drop: [Finally carried my son back.]

To pepper everybody, she post photo—her and this big Caucasian Shepherd dey shine teeth like say dem just hammer jackpot. My own dog dey pose like king for camera.

Not even thirty minutes pass, one popular young actor drop selfie from him own side: [Wuwu, my dog don follow him mama go, now I dey lonely.]

Omo, trending searches just scatter: #TemiCarryDog #NaijaLoveWahala #WhoGetDogNoGetBae. People dey pair dem as the perfect couple, like say na our own power duo. Aunties and gist blogs no let person drink water drop cup.

After I finish my recording and step into my duplex, I look around—house just dry, silence heavy like wrapper.

Chai! Where my dog dey?